Tuesday, January 27, 2009

the worst thing about two chicks living together

...is that we both hate the entire goddamn world at the same time of the month, if you know what I'm saying. And have you ever seen someone KNIT while they are pissed off? Really, truly, pissed off? And then, while knitting amidst the pissed off, eat an ENTIRE cheesecake and wash it down with diet coke? While uncontrollably sobbing?

I never had either until yesterday. Right now my roommate scares the crap out of me.

Which is why I'm blogging from Larry's house. Larry being the guy who repeatedly asked me out starting around junior high, then, by total coincidence, ended up being my neighbor. In fact, he just made me strawberry waffles (totally my favorite comfort food) with shredded cheese on top and then asked me out again. Although, since I'm using his laptop to blog, I'm starting to feel like maybe I should just go out with him, maybe just this once, if only because it doesn't seem fair for me to just ignoreOOOH CHEESE.


  1. but what type of cheesecake was it?

  2. Remember when we were roommates while I was in school? And we used to steal our neighbor's pot brownies & try to read each others' future by quoting Nietzsche & throwing darts? You were always a lousy hangover-buddy the next morning. You broke my heart so many times! I used to go on crying jags like this over you after I moved out!! What did you do to your roommate?! I miss you!! Call me??